Killing it

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HO · 7

"You're killing it, Tony! You take down monsters and you look pretty sane! Tell me how you do it, please!".

"Ok, fine. You know I've got my sweet Tony's .38 Long Colts. Well, I thought two more guns can never hurt. So, I got two .41 Derringers, and two Contrabands. When I ran out of ammo, I can smash a bottle or two of Tennessee Sour Mash on my enemies. Then, Coup de Grâce at the very end, of course".

"But, Tony, how do you not lose your mind after what you've seen?"

"I got a good character, a good booze and a lot of money. Not joking, I swear! I've got Guts, I Dodge some attacks, and I'm Steadfast too. Tennessee Sour Mash helps me stay sane. But the most important thing I have is money. Oh, money is the best way to Delay the Inevitable".

"What about... Tony's Quarry?"

"Forget about it, really. I have some time, I'll scream "Get over here!" and kill it, but sometime it's just best to leave it alone. It's aloof, it doesn't hunt me."

"Any more tricks to share?"

"I love the Sleight of Hand trick of shooting a bastard to death, pull the gun back to my pocket, and then put it back, fully loaded!

"Haha, that's cool!"

"Yeah, well, I have to go back to my job. Creatures usually don't kill themselves. Take care of the investigations!"

"Sure! Thanks, Tony!"

"You're welcome"

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