Agnes Baker

Can I play with Agnes?

Give me the sense to wonder

To wonder if she’s free

Give me a sense of wonder

If they’ve picked her before me

Give me the strength to hold my hand out

And pick that youthful face

Don't need xp to unlock this deck

Gonna play through it all

Break me into that bad place

[Chorus]

Can I play with Agnes?

She’d look so cool with a crystal ball

Can I play with Agnes?

Her evasion’s rather small

Can I play with Agnes?

The players looked at me and laughed at me (ha ha) they said:

Can I play with Agnes?

Use blinding light, its fine, you`ll seeee

Woah, they said use blinding light you`ll see

I stared hard at the encounters

I said I'll Scry, I'll see whats below

We can prepare for this mischief

For two cards and the next

Oh then I fixed them with a freezing glance

You could see the fear in their eyes

I said you wanna know the truth son?

Well I’ll show you the truth

Its an agility test needing five or higher

[Chorus]

Listen to me, said the players

[Chorus]

Can I play with Agnes?

StartWithTheName · 71936
Jesus, that is beautiful! — lukas · 14
Can I hit the like button multiple times please? — m3Ss1 · 1
Awesome Iron Maiden reference! — Felagund · 547
Great. Now I gotta record a cover song and blast it everytime somebody pulls out an Agnes deck. — H0tl1ne · 83
Thank you so much for this work of art! Up the Irons. — humbas · 21
Flashlight

Roland is a man who works alone,

and when hes searching a dark room,

or walking his dog out in the park,

when the light begins to change,

trying to see can be a pain

its hard to see things when its dark

Light up the dark, Light up the dark

Hes sure there's something useful somewhere fairly near

Light up the dark, Light up the daaa-ark

He uses his flashlight to find out what is over there!

StartWithTheName · 71936
Up the Irons!!! mhuahahahaha — Heyenzzz · 7460
Medical Texts

My first experiences with Medical Texts while playing the 1 core set Roland Banks starterdeck were terrible. After I was done, I buried it at the bottom of the game box and vowed never to use it again. At the moment the healing options in the game are very limited though, so I thought it might be worth taking a better look at Medical Texts.

Medical Texts is currently the only card that offers "unlimited" healing, which is a good thing. The problem is that it's a card that doesn't get along with just any investigator, as I found out the hard way.

Put it in the hands of Roland Banks and it's a not so reliabe heal that you can waste a precious action on while getting damaged in the process... Time after time... after time... But if you put it in the hands of a high intellect investigator like Daisy Walker, Daisy becomes a walking one-woman ER unit. With an un-boosted Intellect of 5, Daisy starts all of Medical Texts skill tests with +3, netting you a very good chanche to succeed. And with Medical Texts being a Tome, Daisy's unique skill will let you use it once each round without costing an action. (True story: I once "Burst-healed" 4 health in one turn that way.)

So in short: with Medical Texts it's all about the investigator using it.

With the deck building rules for the Core Set investigators, the only investigator who can use it reliably is Daisy Walker. But with the deckbuilding rules for the investigators in the upcoming "Dunwich Legacy" permitting using up to 5 cards from your "non-primary class sphere" , Medical Texts could become a good healing option for every investigator with a good Intellect skill.

Heyenzzz · 7460
Very good review. A lot of what you said about Medical Text in Roland vs Daisy is very similar to First Aid in Roland vs Skids. Roland sort of needs his actions for beating up the inevitable hordes of baddies streaming at your group, whereas Skids is evading, moving to a new location, and gets extra actions from Leo de Luca and his investigator ability. I've found First Aid to be exceptional in Skids hands and decent for Roland (if only because his Sanity threshold is so low, he desperately needs it to live). — PaxCecilia · 424
First time I used this card it was on Daisy hit by grasping hands which melted her HP to 2. I risked Medical Texts, twice... got an autofail and -4. Bye bye Daisy. — ratnip · 68
really bad card...IF there was a redesign:Action: Choose an investigator at your location and heal 1 damage from that investigator.test [book (3)]. If you succeed, If you succeed by two or more, move 1 additional damage from that investigator to an enemy at your location. "Physician, heal thyself" — Chai · 1
Shotgun

This 2-handed firearm is the big granddaddy of damage.... BUT ONLY IF THE GODS OF THE CHAOS BAG ARE WILLING TO SMILE UPON THE INVESTIGATOR CARRYING IT. Luckily you can build your deck to increase your chanches. With only a Beat Cop ally in play and an Overpower or Unexpected Courage to commit to a fight test, a Roland Banks investigator can rack up his attack value to +10, greatly increasing the chanche to pass the skilltest and do some big damage (up to +5!!!).

The shotgun has some drawbacks to balance its potential huge power. With a cost of 5 resources it's quite expensive and it's 2-handed, so it's the only hand asset you can have at a time. It only has 2 shots, so if you really want to go to town with the shotgun you might want to invest some extra XP in Extra Ammunition. Having 2 copies in your deck to reliably draw the shotgun requires you to invest a whopping 8XP (9 or 10 XP if you want to fuel the shogutgun with 1 or 2 copies of Extra Ammunition )

And last but not least... it has the potential to backfire BIG TIME on the poor fellow investigator who you just tried to rescue,..... but tragically ended up dead because those nasty gods of the chaos bag handed you the auto-fail token.

(please let me know when this happens to any of you guys and gals.) :-D

Heyenzzz · 7460
This damn card along with one dynamite a martyrdom level 2 beat cop, and Lita Chantler ( with the other investigator Agnes) was the only way possible for me to defeat the Elder god along with a significant amount of luck from the chaos bag gods. — bullettrang · 13
Arcane Initiate

One thing to remember with this card is, if you are playing Agnes Baker, her unique Weakness, Dark Memory, is a Spell card. If it is the only Spell card drawn, you are obligated to draw it.

"When resolving a search effect, a player is obligated to find the object of the search should one or more eligible options be found within the searched area." Rules Reference Guide - Search

Holy crap, I missed that one. Good to know. — Heyenzzz · 7460